Traffic Law Trickster Mugs

'Bob couldn't stand rhetorical questions. This was clearly a case of police brutality.'

Late BroomStick

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Give Way To Cyclists

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

Lawyer Xing

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

Seat Belt Law.

'I'll do the talking.'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

UFO at the traffic lights...

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

No Smoking Building.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"No, no... your driver license."

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.