Traffic Trickster Mugs

Linda mad a killing during slow-moving commuter traffic.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Don't Push: Electrical Shock.

Mouse hole has a 3' clearance.

'Dang. If I'd known there was a car under there, I'd have used the HOV lane.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

for crying out loud officer its a wax mannequin

Man in a car with a remote control for the traffic lights

'I just go where the car takes me. You know what I mean?'

"Is there a problem officer?"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Late BroomStick

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Unrest Area.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Scarecrow Directions

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."