Traffic Light Trickster Mugs

Canine Court. Don't tell me, let me guess. You ran the red light because you're color blind, right?

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Is there a problem officer?"

'No cheating'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

5 people balance on one tiny bike

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"I just want to express more GO!"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Refraction

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

"It's not a mirage. It's a giant Trompe-L'oeil"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Wheelies Gang.

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here'

'Dang. If I'd known there was a car under there, I'd have used the HOV lane.'

"Baldo, I hope you're not going to that new drainage ditch to do tricks on your bike."

Behind the 8 Ball