Traffic Light Trickster Prints

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Is there a problem officer?"

'No cheating'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

5 people balance on one tiny bike

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

"I just want to express more GO!"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

Refraction

Wheelies Gang.

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

"It's not a mirage. It's a giant Trompe-L'oeil"

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

Behind the 8 Ball

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here'

Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.

"Baldo, I hope you're not going to that new drainage ditch to do tricks on your bike."

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

'Dang. If I'd known there was a car under there, I'd have used the HOV lane.'