Traffic Law Trickster Prints

'Bob couldn't stand rhetorical questions. This was clearly a case of police brutality.'

Late BroomStick

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Give Way To Cyclists

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

Lawyer Xing

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

Seat Belt Law.

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'I'll do the talking.'

UFO at the traffic lights...

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

No Smoking Building.

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle

"No, no... your driver license."

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.

'Dang. If I'd known there was a car under there, I'd have used the HOV lane.'