Traffic Law Jester Prints

"I can't believe I got a ticket from Officer Gonzalez! I mean, Bermudez...Gonzalez...we're practically brothers!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Desert Island Roundabout

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Give Way To Cyclists

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

Lawyer Xing

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

'I'll do the talking.'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

UFO at the traffic lights...

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

"No, no... your driver license."

'Early traffic rudeness.'