Transit Trickster Mugs

Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Unrest Area.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Scarecrow Directions

Fish Training

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

5 people balance on one tiny bike

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

San's old dog with old tricks.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Hurdles with Steps

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

Pianist Fraud

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Hubert deeply regretted his wish that his train would arrive on time.

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'