Transit Trickster Pillows

Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Unrest Area.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

Fish Training

Scarecrow Directions

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

San's old dog with old tricks.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

5 people balance on one tiny bike

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

Hurdles with Steps

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Pianist Fraud

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Hubert deeply regretted his wish that his train would arrive on time.

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'