Track Trickster Pillows

Hurdles with Steps

Starter's Blocks.

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Music producers.

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'What a control freak!'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"It's improv night."

At the baby oil factory.

'Safe!'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Tred carefully mill.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Pianist Fraud

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Will act like an idiot for food.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Wheelies Gang.

'Guess what, Dear! Jake learned a new trick today!'