Track Trickster Prints

Hurdles with Steps

Starter's Blocks.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Music producers.

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'What a control freak!'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"It's improv night."

'Safe!'

At the baby oil factory.

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

5 people balance on one tiny bike

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Tred carefully mill.

Pianist Fraud

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

Will act like an idiot for food.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Wheelies Gang.

'Guess what, Dear! Jake learned a new trick today!'

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."