Musical Trickster Pillows

Pianist Fraud

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Primitive magician

Some card-game puns

Candid Camera store.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Yoyo sheep

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Better luck next time, kid."

Magic Tricks

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."