Modern Trickster Pillows

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Primitive magician

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

High speed cinder block

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'