Artistic Trickster Pillows

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

A voodoo doctor.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Look a huge bird!'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Mime Tug-of-War

Go on! Pick a card.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Candle Size

Tom Mullica.

"You call that a KISS?"

Fish Training

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

And that's why I'm still single!

'Sometimes the walls move...'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"Do you mind?"

Perspective Repair

'I hate frisking magicians!'