Artistic Trickster Pillows

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

A voodoo doctor.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Mime Tug-of-War

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Go on! Pick a card.

Fish Training

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"You call that a KISS?"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Candle Size

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

And that's why I'm still single!

'Sometimes the walls move...'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Perspective Repair

"Can I divorce on grounds of unfeasible behaviour?"

"Do you mind?"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'