Magic Trickster Pillows

And that's why I'm still single!

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Magic kit - make anything mysteriously disappear.

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

Houdini pulls a rabbit out of his mail box.

"Watch as I transform this ordinary magician's assistant into an accomplice to a federal crime."

Magician discoveres alien after cutting girl in half

Lost and found at a magician's convention

'You're supposed to be a rabbit.'

'When they're in a deep state of hypnosis, you can get them to say anything, as I will demonstrate...'

"That's strange. I had your bill here somewhere..."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Disillusionist

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

Agatha's spells were a little redundant.

"I wouldn't say all the magic is gone out of our marriage, but you need a new trick."

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

"Behold and tremble with amazement at...the Great Cruzini!"

Magician, who is able to escape locked trunks, waits while a police officer tries to open his truck's door.

'Sorry pal, you didn't get that lamp. I've got demands.'

"No, a chiropractor won't help. My wife just stuck another needle in the voodoo doll."

'Do you happen to have a box like this with two legs sticking out of it?'

'There you are, Mr. Marco.' Memory man visits Lost Property

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

A white rabbit.

'How long have you been a magician's assistant?'

"Beware pick-pockets are operating in this area."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'When was the last time you had that saw sharpened?'

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

'Who said you can't be in two places at the same time. He's here, but he's also way the hell over there.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Go on! Pick a card.

"Think of a number, any number."

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."