Magic Trickster Prints

And that's why I'm still single!

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Magician discoveres alien after cutting girl in half

"That's strange. I had your bill here somewhere..."

'You're supposed to be a rabbit.'

Lost and found at a magician's convention

"Watch as I transform this ordinary magician's assistant into an accomplice to a federal crime."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Sorry pal, you didn't get that lamp. I've got demands.'

'Do you happen to have a box like this with two legs sticking out of it?'

'There you are, Mr. Marco.' Memory man visits Lost Property

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

A white rabbit.

'How long have you been a magician's assistant?'

"Beware pick-pockets are operating in this area."

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

'When was the last time you had that saw sharpened?'

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

'Who said you can't be in two places at the same time. He's here, but he's also way the hell over there.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Go on! Pick a card.

"Think of a number, any number."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Disillusionist

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

Hat Trick

Magician, who is able to escape locked trunks, waits while a police officer tries to open his truck's door.

Agatha's spells were a little redundant.

"I wouldn't say all the magic is gone out of our marriage, but you need a new trick."

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"Done! Will that be all, Rich?"

"This old dog can learn new tricks. . . Watch me make this meat loaf disappear!"

"Have you seen him? He's wanted on a failure to appear charge."

Magician's Assistant