Whimsical Trickster Pillows

"This job has got a lot easier since the police gave up on burglaries."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Radiator jazz player

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

A voodoo doctor.

Polly tries reverse psychology

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Mime Tug-of-War

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

Go on! Pick a card.

"You call that a KISS?"

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Tom Mullica.

Candle Size

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

And that's why I'm still single!

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."