Traffic Prankster Mugs

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"I've decided to have a kid."

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

A Not So Grand Slam.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'

'Is that the garage? It's about that satnav you sold me.'

'This bargain break isn't what I expected, dear.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"The way BnB described it, I thought a a room in the Taj Mahal would be a little nicer."

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'Dang. If I'd known there was a car under there, I'd have used the HOV lane.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'It was the M25, Junction 14; your father crossed over to the other side. In more ways than one.'

Don't Push: Electrical Shock.

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'