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"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"I've decided to have a kid."

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

A Not So Grand Slam.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Oh, hey, want me to take that?

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'

"We're here."

'Is that the garage? It's about that satnav you sold me.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'This bargain break isn't what I expected, dear.'

Hey, there's our luggage!

"The way BnB described it, I thought a a room in the Taj Mahal would be a little nicer."

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'It was the M25, Junction 14; your father crossed over to the other side. In more ways than one.'

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

Don't Push: Electrical Shock.

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here'