Pedestrian Prankster T-Shirts

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Apple harvest."

Teddy Bear

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

Snowman Driver

'Not bad, for naughty.'

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.