Pedestrian Punster T-Shirts

Lawyer Xing

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Cake Free Zone

Water is discovered on the moon....

Dogs life

'Iguana know what time it is.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Dog Walker

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Note Book

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"YOU pass him on the left."

A Tongue Stud.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

'To save the state the expense of a trial, I thought I'd run off to Spain.'

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'