Pedestrian Punster Gifts

Lawyer Xing

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Cake Free Zone

Water is discovered on the moon....

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Dogs life

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Pet Cemetery.

Dog Walker

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Note Book

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"YOU pass him on the left."

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

A Tongue Stud.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Licker Store

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

I have a higher escape velocity than you! It has nothing to do with being clingy!

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

He's very defensive about his personal space.

'To save the state the expense of a trial, I thought I'd run off to Spain.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

The Dark Side of the Moon.