Parking Prankster Mugs

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'It doesn't specify whether the driver or the car is disabled.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Cake Free Zone

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Apple harvest."

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

A Not So Grand Slam.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Snowman in the Freezer.

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"It was a professional hit..."

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

Fishermen catches fish.

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Drones Unlimited

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

Total Scum Block

Brookstick Clamp

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

Everything was fine until Becky's little sister decided to skip double.