Car Prankster Mugs

for crying out loud officer its a wax mannequin

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Wok. Don't Wok.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear

"Apple harvest."

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

It's all gravy.