Car Prankster Mugs

for crying out loud officer its a wax mannequin

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Wok. Don't Wok.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

Clown Skis.

"Apple harvest."

Teddy Bear

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'