Parking Prankster Gifts

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'It doesn't specify whether the driver or the car is disabled.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Cake Free Zone

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Apple harvest."

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

A Not So Grand Slam.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"It was a professional hit..."

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Snowman in the Freezer.

Don't even dream of parking here.

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Fishermen catches fish.

Drones Unlimited

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

Total Scum Block

Everything was fine until Becky's little sister decided to skip double.