Parking Lot Punster Gifts

Don't even dream of parking here.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Tree house.

Cake Free Zone

Dogs life

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

A Not So Grand Slam.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

Lawyer Xing

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

Parking validation

"Over here, doofus."

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

"It's a new career for me. I left the business world because I kept running companies into the ground."

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

'Maybe complimentary refills wasn't such a good idea.'

'She saved the best for last!'

Central Reservations Available.

'It was the M25, Junction 14; your father crossed over to the other side. In more ways than one.'

"Could you hold for a second? It's Call Waiting."

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

"I sold my car $1500 last week! It's actually worth only $750! The guy understood! I'd just filled it up with gas!"

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

'You may as well leave a note! You've been caught on tape...'

"I don't prey on the old, sick, or lame, I prey on the healthy who park in the handicapped spots."