Parking Lot Prankster Gifts

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Cake Free Zone

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'