Parking Lot Prankster Gifts

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Wok. Don't Wok.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Cake Free Zone

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.