Parking Lot Perfectionist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a parking lot perfectionist? Our collection celebrates those who love order in chaos, with witty and thoughtful items that match their precise and organized nature. Perfect for anyone who finds joy in perfect parking spots and spot-on organization, these gifts add a touch of humor and personality to their favorite spaces.

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Earl takes his job as the church parking attendant very serious.

Earl takes his job as the church parking attendant very serious. mockup

Earl takes his job as the church parking attendant very serious.

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'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.' mockup

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

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'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?' mockup

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

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Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel. mockup

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

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"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!" mockup

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

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'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.' mockup

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

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Nice park. . .

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"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space." mockup

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

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"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street." mockup

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

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A Not So Grand Slam.

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"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car." mockup

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

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You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush. mockup

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

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'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.' mockup

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

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Valet parking.

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'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.' mockup

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

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"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!" mockup

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

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"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream." mockup

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

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"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam." mockup

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

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'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.' mockup

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

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St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display. mockup

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

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'Crash test dummy parking only' sign. mockup

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

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St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display mockup

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

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Parking

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Parking.

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"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow." mockup

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

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Mousehole Parking

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"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!" mockup

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

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'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.' mockup

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

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"The diagnostics all say the car's fine but your driving needs major adjustments."

"The diagnostics all say the car's fine but your driving needs major adjustments." mockup

"The diagnostics all say the car's fine but your driving needs major adjustments."

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"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport." mockup

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

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Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company. mockup

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

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Now with ten extra minutes...Free mockup

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

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Parking Lot Perfectionist Gifts Collection

Parking Lot Perfectionist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs dedicated to parking lot perfectionists—great for adding humor and personality to their coffee or tea time.

Parking Lot Perfectionist Pillows

Discover our pillows designed for parking lot perfectionists—humorous and comfortable, these add a touch of personality to any space.

Parking Lot Perfectionist Prints

Browse our prints that celebrate parking lot perfectionists—eye-catching art that adds humor and charm to their decor.

Parking Lot Perfectionist T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts for parking lot perfectionists—perfect for showcasing their love of order with style and wit.