Parking Lot Perfectionist Gifts

Earl takes his job as the church parking attendant very serious.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Nice park. . .

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

A Not So Grand Slam.

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Don't even dream of parking here.

Valet parking.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Parking

"The diagnostics all say the car's fine but your driving needs major adjustments."

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking.

Mousehole Parking

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."