Parking Lot Philosopher Gifts

'Here ya go. I'm always losing mine in big parking lots, too.'

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

General hospital car park. Warning! Thieves operate in this area.

'Crenshaw always said he planned on getting the most out of his unlimited complimentary parking.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Wanna swap?"

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

Mission Impossible

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Spiritualist Society Parking

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

"Venal, narcissistic, power hungry politicians. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

"I gave at the office!"

Thoughts in Traffic

"Not unless they're gluten-free bread crumbs."

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

"An office job would drive me crazy!...sitting at a desk all day!"

'Who do you think you're kidding? — the AARP doesn't have secret agents!'

"The 'sharing economy?' But I don't even know you!"