Parking Lot Philosopher Mugs

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Here ya go. I'm always losing mine in big parking lots, too.'

'You may as well leave a note! You've been caught on tape...'

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

General hospital car park. Warning! Thieves operate in this area.

'Crenshaw always said he planned on getting the most out of his unlimited complimentary parking.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jiddury? Social anxiety. That's what Google says it is, anyway. But Google's no doctor. I thought it'd be better to get the opinion of a professional. I see, well, why don't we start the diagnosis by having you hang up your phone, get out of your car and come inside? No, that's ok. I'm good here. You have a lovely parking lot. I've got donuts in here. No, that's ok, I'm good. I've got cracker crumbs on the floor.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

No Double Parking

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Wanna swap?"

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Is he taking the piss?'

Mission Impossible

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Don't even dream of parking here.

Mobile Holmes.

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Spiritualist Society Parking

"Over here, doofus."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

Reserved for Employee of the Month. You're a temp worker --- That's not the same thing as "employee of the month"!

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

"Venal, narcissistic, power hungry politicians. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

Thoughts in Traffic