Parking Lot Pundit Mugs

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Spiritualist Society Parking

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Brookstick Clamp

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

Clamping

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

"Retirement options from racing? There are probably only two: a stud farm if you're the winner, the knackery if you're a loser..."

'Surely we'll find a parking space this time around...'

Clamped Horse

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

Clamped hamster wheel.

General hospital car park. Warning! Thieves operate in this area.

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.

'Here ya go. I'm always losing mine in big parking lots, too.'

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.