Parking Lot Pundit Pillows

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

No Double Parking

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

Don't even dream of parking here.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"Over here, doofus."

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

Brookstick Clamp

Clamping

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

'You may as well leave a note! You've been caught on tape...'

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

Clamped hamster wheel.

General hospital car park. Warning! Thieves operate in this area.

'Surely we'll find a parking space this time around...'

"Retirement options from racing? There are probably only two: a stud farm if you're the winner, the knackery if you're a loser..."

Clamped Horse

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

'Here ya go. I'm always losing mine in big parking lots, too.'

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.