Parking Pundit Pillows

"Sorry sir, but if we don't ticket cars parked here longer than two hours, there wouldn't be any room for others to park."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Town Planning Department

No Double Parking

"Do you have planning permission for the extra shoe?"

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Literary Dogs.

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Valet parking.

Spiritualist Society Parking

"Over here, doofus."

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

"...Now all we need is a product!"

'The Secret is to write what you know.'

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Brookstick Clamp

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

Sense, Sensibility & Sid, Attorneys at Law. 'We cover all the bases.'

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

"Yeah, yeah, enough about that Covid and Ukraine stuff. Here's what's REALLY important; the proper use of 'gone' and 'went'."

Clamping

Irish chickens!

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

Sean Hannity

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'