Parking Pun Lover Pillows

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Cake Free Zone

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Valet parking.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Parking validation

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'Now, that's funny! You were right! This traffic sign REALLY means 'One Way Road'!'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'