Car Pun Lover Pillows

'How will I know whether to dodge or ram?'

"Rad's shot. Looks like a drive-by."

'I'm afraid you've got a fat battery.'

Bio Fuels.

'And here's the toolkit.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Power steering.'

No U-turns

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

Clown Airbags.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Sat Nag

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."