Car Pun Lover Pillows

'How will I know whether to dodge or ram?'

"Rad's shot. Looks like a drive-by."

'I'm afraid you've got a fat battery.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

Bio Fuels.

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

'Power steering.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

Clown Airbags.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Sat Nag

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

Other decals on cars.

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Cash for Clunkers program is good only for vehicles...'

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

Uh, you know spoilers are for aerodynamics, right?

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk