Car Humor Lover Pillows

At fork in road, cars merge into one.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Driving a Lemon.

'How could I have driven at 50mph? I've only been in the car for five minutes.'

"After you!"

'No we're not there yet - Daddy has to reverse off the drive first'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

"Inflation inflation."

Funky when wet.

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

"It's a tailgate cooler."

"I need new windshield wipers."

'Combat would be okay, as long as I don't have to Parallel Park!'

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'I told you it was a mistake to have a bumper sticker lettered 'I dare you'!'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

If you can read this then you are too close (car crash).

Thanks to low overhead, you are able to branch out and diversify your assets.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

(No caption. Sign on the back of a car reads, "Honk if you do everything people tell you you do.")

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Used Spy Cars

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'