Car Humor Fan Pillows

'Told you so.'

'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'

"Next time use your signal."

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'If this Van's A-Rocking' it's probably because there's an earthquake or something.'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Learner Driver,"I once saw a beetle get out of this position."

Sat Nag

Baby in Trunk.

Two flies driving in a car with a poop air freshener

'And here's the toolkit.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Getting the Finger

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'