Auto Humor Fan Pillows

'We don't have a flat tire!'

CLEAR!

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Getting the Finger

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Sat Nag

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

New Big Three bailout cars?

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'