Auto Humor Lovers Pillows

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

'And here's the toolkit.'

Volkswagen Scandal

I break for toilet paper

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Told you so.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

Sat Nag

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."