Car Humor Fanatic Pillows

My other car has a funnier bumper sticker.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'Power steering.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'