Car Humor Fanatic Pillows

My other car has a funnier bumper sticker.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Power steering.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Sat Nag

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.