Comedy Car Enthusiast Pillows

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'Would Sir like his squeak to be pleasing?'

Driving School - "Now I want you to reverse around a corner whilst talking into your mobile phone."

No U-turns

"Whew! I didn't think we'd find a parking spot."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Power steering.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Clown Airbags.

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

Sat Nag

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'