Car Enthusiast Humor Lover Pillows

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

Bio Fuels.

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Driving a Lemon.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Sat Nag

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Cash for Clunkers program is good only for vehicles...'

Danger Loose Chippings

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'