Car Enthusiast Humor Lover Gifts

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Bio Fuels.

'And here's the toolkit.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

No U-turns

Driving a Lemon.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Danger Loose Chippings

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."