Car Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'My car has been acting funny.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Told you so.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

No U-turns

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Other decals on cars.