Car Humor Aficionado Pillows

Horse rider driving his car like a horse

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'Isn't it weird, that the only thing keeping us from plunging headlong off this curve, is my brain?'

Humpty Dumpty's car.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Power steering.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Sat Nag

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Other decals on cars.

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

Woman Driving a Lemon.

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'