Car Humor Aficionado Pillows

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Horse rider driving his car like a horse

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'Isn't it weird, that the only thing keeping us from plunging headlong off this curve, is my brain?'

Humpty Dumpty's car.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Told you so.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Power steering.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

Other decals on cars.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'