Comedy Car Enthusiasts Pillows

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'And here's the toolkit.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'Told you so.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'Power steering.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

No U-turns

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Driving a Lemon.

Clown Airbags.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Parking? I don't think so.

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."