Comedy Car Enthusiasts Mugs

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'Told you so.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Power steering.'

No U-turns

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Driving a Lemon.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Clown Airbags.

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Parking? I don't think so.

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Sat Nag

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Cash for Clunkers program is good only for vehicles...'

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.