Comedy Car Connoisseur Mugs

'Power steering.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Bio Fuels.

The Hybrid

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

2020 Panic Room

No U-turns

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Driving a Lemon.

Clown Airbags.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'You've slept with your new car every night for a week. When's the newness wear off!'

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

The Government car-share scheme gains wide support!

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."