Comedy Car Fanatic Mugs

Wow, Ernie! That's some headwind!

"Google car."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'And here's the toolkit.'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Cars at the drive in.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Told you so.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'Power steering.'

No U-turns

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Driving a Lemon.

Clown Airbags.