Funny Car Fanatic Mugs

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Unable to afford leasing, Bob tries leashing a new car.

'Power steering.'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

"Google car."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Roads with a view.

Bio Fuels.

'And here's the toolkit.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Cars at the drive in.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'Told you so.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

No U-turns

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Driving a Lemon.

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.