Corny Car Enthusiast Mugs

Bio Fuels.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Power steering.'

No U-turns

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Sat Nag

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

Recall notice

'I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Cash for Clunkers program is good only for vehicles...'

Other decals on cars.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."